Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
by Journofist June 13, 2018
A girl/boy that you are instantly attracted to, like love at first sight that you see when departing or arriving at an airport. There are 5 stages of luck; he/she notices you, they start a conversation with you, they are on the same flight as you, they are at the same accomodation as you and finally, you are lucky enough to exchange socials.
by joebeanz April 12, 2022
A person, typically an older father figure, who always arrives unnecessarily early airports, usually 4-6 hours before your actual flight. This type of person will put their family through hell in order to get on the flight- with hours to spare
by The_Annonymous_Human September 6, 2023
When travelling the normal rules and conventions around appropriate times to do things are relaxed.
They are relaxed such that no one should be judged for drinking, sleeping, eating etc. at what would be normally strange or judged.
Pint of beer at 7am? No problems.
Breakfast at midnight? You got it.
Shots at brunch? Why not two!?
These are know as Airport Rules.
They are relaxed such that no one should be judged for drinking, sleeping, eating etc. at what would be normally strange or judged.
Pint of beer at 7am? No problems.
Breakfast at midnight? You got it.
Shots at brunch? Why not two!?
These are know as Airport Rules.
8am in the airport.
A "Would it be wrong to have a scotch and Coke with my eggs?"
B "Airport rules my friend"
A "Scotch and Coke it is!"
A "Would it be wrong to have a scotch and Coke with my eggs?"
B "Airport rules my friend"
A "Scotch and Coke it is!"
by Salty Albatross April 12, 2020
A third world country (per Joe Biden) existing just north of Queens and south of the Bronx, at least pre-COVID.
by InvaderInvader October 4, 2021
The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.
by Lior Bar-On May 30, 2004
Saying all the wrong and questionable things while in the airport which may lead to suspicion of terror and other crimes.
by A.MIT May 21, 2013