Fucktion

The suction created in the vaginal or anal region during intercourse. This physical phenomenon will not occur with small cocks. It, in fact, takes a considerably large one (typically) to accomplish this feat. Other items can be used to accomplish this doe.

Jenny-"So, how was Paul last night?"
Laney-"He was fine."
Jenny-"Was he big enough for any fucktion?"

Laney-"Please, he wasn't nearly big enough... fortunately he has other ASSets that compensate for his small ass dick."

Jenny-"Damn, it's hard to find someone big enough for that doe"

by dav-o April 24, 2014

Fucktionary

The proper name for a dictionary that doesn't contain the word you are looking for..

"This dictionary doesn't have 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus' what the hell?"

"It's not a dictionary then, it's a Fucktionary."

by sddsfhsdhfjkdshfsdkjteyr September 27, 2011

Auctions4U

A Superb Auction Channel with your favorite YouTube host Tee. Auctions4u offers many Wholesale and Bulk Lots up to fellow resellers as well as some one off collectible and new items. Airs on YouTube several times a week with some awesome guests including Donatella Botolino Robin Because She Shed Chris the Goose Patdees72 and more.

We bought some AWESOME Lots on Auctions4U.

by Auctions4U July 12, 2020

too drunk to fucktion

"Too drunk to fucktion" is a more specified spin-off from the term "too drunk to function" referring to someone being so intoxicated from alcohol that they can no longer perform even the simplest sexual acts with someone. This includes but is not limited to kissing, de-clothing either oneself or another, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse. Once someone has reached this level of intoxication, it is often followed by violent vomiting and/or passing the fuck out.

Nick: "Hey, you're really drunk. You could barely get your shirt off in that game of strip poker. "
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)

by m olro October 26, 2011

Auctionpay

Company whose sole purpose is to make money off non-profits and the less fortunate members of society they service. Started as a fun project for an already wealthy dude, who doesn't really give a fuck if it fails or not.

Little timmy can't afford the operation because Auctionpay took all our money.

by Friends September 7, 2005

Auction Stalking

Watching an auction that you never intend to participate in, just to see how high it will go.

Person 1: Yo! I can't believe that cup went for $150 on Ebay!

Person 2: How do you know it went that high?

Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!

by Lillyblume December 21, 2010

aducation

Ad.jew.cay.shun

An education derived from TV, Magazine, and Bill Board advertisements.

I think the most important thing for Americas' future is the aducation of its youth.

by Gr33nlungz June 25, 2008