USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter.

Buy multiple. Why don't all laptops just include a 3.5mm port?

I have lost my USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter. please send help.

by OhNoThe3rd February 20, 2021

tokyo ghoul anime adaptation syndrome

When the first season (or first half) is a solid show but the 2nd season/2nd half comes in and throws every good aspect of it out the window (besides the music).

Hey dude, don't watch Guilty Crown, it suffers from tokyo ghoul anime adaptation syndrome.

by memegun November 23, 2020

Adaptationer

A savage fifth grade boy picking up chicks

That kid is such as adaptationer, he’s had 19 girlfriends already.

by An Anonymous Adaptationer February 15, 2019

fire-adapted

A fire-adapted community is defined by the United States Forest Service as "a knowledgeable and engaged community in which the awareness and actions of residents regarding infrastructure, buildings, landscaping, and the surrounding ecosystem lessens the need for extensive protection actions and enables the community to safely accept fire as a part of the surrounding landscape."

Have you met those people living in the fire-adapted community?

by Bartman2k17 April 22, 2017

adaptive chugging

A term used when people are chugging a liquid (mainly alcohol ) off of random objects into their mouths. It’s very popular on the Do It For State page. This includes drinks being poured down dead animal carcass, through engine blocks, in between titties, down the ass of a cow, down a gutter, out of trash can.. etc

“Hey johnny boy, lets go do some adaptive chugging to the point where I go blind!”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Adapt

No amount of adaptation is going to appease someone whose selection criteria is a fat meaty 7 inch cock and 6 firgures a year or "ambition" (which roughly translates to "Well, he doesn't have to have money now but if he's going money later then it's fine)

Hym "BEHOLD! I will now adapt to women's selection criteria... By tying a paper weight to my dick and waiting for it to meet their standards........................ Just give it a second.................................................... You're right............ This is definitely what I should be doing................................. I'm glad I'm living my life to appease someone who's indifferent to whether or not I die alone......... This is good...... This is good for everyone.................. Definitely better than not pretending you're not a whore and instead just taking $50................ Yep......................... I feel the stretch.......... And soon, so will your daughters....................................... Just a few more seconds.................. Then I'll be good enough..............................

by Hym Iam June 22, 2023

Adapted

Hey you know what's even EASIER THAN THAT? TRIVIALIZING THINGS!

Hym "No. You aren't getting shit adapted over there you napoleon dynamite-looking bitch. It's the DAILY VIEWERSHIP that is hard to get. It's GETTING IT ADAPTED that separates me from everyone else here. No amount of you doing this turns into what my thing is. You don't care that it isn't hard for a fat cock to sleep with women. You just don't want me to be able to say that I'm better. Better than the retard. Better than you. You're just trying to deny me because I'm not carrying the box of lemons up the stairs right."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023