acquired scrotum?

the long, technical way to ask someone if they've:
"Got scrote?

"Acquired Scrotum?"
"Damn straight I got scrote!"

by Scrotometer #5 September 30, 2006

Asquire

ASQUIRE T.S.E. VICIOUS::

Asquire is a young Subgenius Reverend Doktor, who, on July 3rd 2003, gained Sainthood through acts of humility and charity. Amoung chairmanship of several popular Subgenius panals and groups, Asquire is also recognized as the figurehead for all homosexual Subgenii.

"Asquire is well known for co-founding the Subgenius Gay Teen Squad"

by Aaron Butler January 4, 2004

acquiring

The correct spelling of a word that your 'dictionary' spells as 'aquiring'.

Acquiring credibility as a dictionary is difficult if words within the dictionary are misspelt.

by L A Odicean December 23, 2011

Acquired Taste

Describes someone who is ugly at first, but gets prettier when you spend more time with them.

Guy 1: Why are you hanging out with her? She's ugly.
Guy 2: Nah Bro, She's just an acquired taste.

by Thad Badassle August 20, 2013

Acquired Ballerinaface Syndrome (ABS)

ABS is a serious condition that has a gradual onset but eventually becomes permanent and lasts a lifetime. There is no known cure and no known effective treatment. The most obvious symptom is a blank, expressionless, unreadable face that becomes the default permanent face one presents to the world unconsciously. It tends to make other people instinctively recoil in terror often making normal social interaction confusing and painful for the sufferer. It is actually harmless to others and can even often be useful in certain situations. Occasionally it is accompanied by a very subtle nod of the head. Onset can be as early 10 years old, and left untreated, gradually becomes permanent by age 14.

"Acquired Ballerinaface Syndrome (ABS)" can be recognized on every ballet dancer having trained from an early age with a reputable school that does not participate in competitions

by Tired, Retired Dancer September 14, 2010

acquired blindness

becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction

"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."

by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 4, 2011

Acquired Dislike

The opposite of an acquired taste. Someone you really like when you first meet them, but as you spend more time with them, your dislike for them grows.

Gary: "I really liked Dan when I first met him. Then I started to be around him more. Now I think he is an idiot and I can't stand to be around him"

Giselle: ''Yeah, he is an acquired dislike. That is why he has to change jobs so often"

by Gary656 November 4, 2022