Maggot Abuser

Someone whom totures maggots and/or brutally murders them. Most Maggot Abusers brutally murder maggots, crush their bodies, and turn them into glitter/sparkles. Typically, they do this because they are grossed out that they are larva of flies but maggots help the environment.

Kylie: "I made some glitter!"
Kiki: "You...You...YOU MAGGOT ABUSER!!!!!!!"

by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

Cat Abuser

Someone whom totures and/or brutally murders an species named "Felis Catus" (Cat for short)
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.

Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.

Person 1 "I toture my cats daily!"
Person 2 "You...You....YOU CAT ABUSER!!!"

by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

Abuzar

Abuzar is a not very good looking at a young age, but a handsome talkative man. he may be socially - awkward at first, but once you get to know him he is very nice. He is known for his skill at games. His advice is almost never wrong, even though it may seem to always be.

"I wish my husband was Abuzar".

by mahnoor ali March 23, 2021

animal abuser

A sad condition that occurs after pissing off your wife or girlfriend really bad! Case studies show men are most likely to commit animal abuse soon after the "you're cut off" time begins. Effects seems to be acutely focused. Men routinely catagorize themselves in several specific groups. These men are engaging in acts of Spanking The Monkey, Choking The Chicken, Whacking The Weasel, Flogging the Dolphin, and new recent reports demonstrate cross species abuse. Some have now begun to Beat One Eyed Willy, until he finally gets mad and spits on them.

(caller to friend) Dude! I forgot our anniversary ... ... ... again! Third time! What am I going to do?
(friend) ... ... ... ... um, ... ... ... um, ... ...
(caller to friend) Do you have a chicken, or any Sea Monkeys?
(friend) -long pause- Um, Willy want's to know if your OK?
(caller to friend) ... No ... I've become an animal abuser!
(friend) -muffled voice- Willy ... He wants to talk to you.

by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007

Abuzar

he is a really cute, mature and intellectual person. Usually girls name starting with "F" specifically may fall into his affection. Although, many girls do actually fall for him. He is a really sweet lil guy and you might never be able to compete his level pf intelligence. His IQ is really high in terms of technology and every single thing. His humor is really satisfying. He is attractive-looking and smart. He can easily defeat anyone in academics. He is genius. He is consistent into his work. No other guy will ever be able to keep a partner as happy as abuzar as he showers his love and affection and tries his best. Sometimes he may turn out to be bisexual.

Look, I always wanted a partner like abuzar
Behave yourself like abuzar
We have to defeat abuzar this time in the quiz.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

link abuser

A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.

Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"

Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"

Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

fuck-abuser

a person who adds any word with "fuck" because they know it will be added to urban dictionary.

a person who uses the word fuck as a compound word with a totally irrelevent word. (ex. fuck-dog)

John is a fuck-abuser, he added another 6 fuck words.
Dave is a fuck abuser, he uses fuck with every other word.

by Nick_o December 18, 2005