Archie

Has a huge dick and calls everyone he meets a nonce

Archies dick is huge

by YeetDaMoney August 4, 2020

Achievement Hunter

Grown men (and a woman) who get paid to play video games and chuck soda cans at walls.

Achievement Hunter is my favourite. They're hilarious.

by YOLOSWAG2014 August 25, 2014

Lifetime Achievement Award

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

by DancingKali April 9, 2011

stoner achiever

A person whom on a daily basis smokes marijuana and reaches the utmost success in every aspect of life. i.e school, work, family, and friends.

A:Bro you don't get shit done and just smoke all day.
B:I got more money than you, better grades than you, and smoke all day.
A:really?
B:Yes, I am a stoner achiever.

by IPAD The Terrible May 1, 2011

Achievement Whore

Person who acquires XBOX 360 console games for the soul purpose of getting all of the achievements for that game to gain gamerscore.

Dude, have you seen nick's gamerscore? It is hella high.

yeah, he is such a fuckin' achievement whore.

by Masonlolkthx November 26, 2007

alchietard

A person who drinks enough alcohol to be considered intellectually impaired.

C’mon, let’s take his keys from him and drive that alchietard home.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

achievement pants

when an old man hikes his pants up to his wrinkly man boobs, grabs hold of the waistband and moves it back and forth..(after telling some great achievement story that makes him proud)

Every time Grandpa tells another WWII story, he stands up and does the ole Achievement Pants move

by Granny Moses July 23, 2003