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pull a homer

by phonker April 13, 2003
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A Homelander

The act of masturbating on a rooftop while standing on the edge. As seen on the Amazon Prime Video show "The Boys" which released in 2019.
Person 1: Did you see the crackhead jerking off on top of the bridge?
Person 2: Yeah, motherfucker pulled a Homelander, fucking diabolical.
by mayonnaizzo October 13, 2020
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to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio
Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...
by Drunkard69 December 15, 2008
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pull a homeboy

To sleep with a woman once or several times, but never get serious with her, basically doing what a man whore does.
"dude, i so wanna pull a homeboy on that chick!"
by Never-more December 20, 2009
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A Homer

A person who is unable to find a significant other, or is exceptionally close to being in a relationship but fucks up for cowardly behavior.
Joseph quit pulling A Homer, just text her
by that_cheverlet_i_cant_afford December 17, 2018
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bagged me a homer

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.
1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"
by LeGenius November 7, 2013
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Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick
"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"
by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021
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