The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"
"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"
by sixwedgenine November 10, 2005
Get the two blockermug. The wander ass son of a bitch who keeps getting in the way of the chick's ass you are trying to get a look at.
I was trying to check out crissie's ass but booty blocker bob kept getting in the way. Bob needs a good pipe beatin'.
by Mike Cheezmar December 16, 2012
Get the Booty blockermug. A large person you follow behind to get to the front of a crowded bar. Similar to how a running back follows an offensive lineman in football.
Chris: I've been waiting in this line for like 10 minutes, how'd you get drinks so fast?
Geo: I used Duke's giant girlfriend, Stacey as my lead blocker to push to the front.
Chris: She's quite the battering ram.
Geo: I used Duke's giant girlfriend, Stacey as my lead blocker to push to the front.
Chris: She's quite the battering ram.
by ckwon December 27, 2011
Get the Lead Blockermug. That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but normally says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
by papatroy September 19, 2015
Get the Cop Blockermug. A person (female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of another female getting her game on.
Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"
Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.
Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"
Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.
by I_Love_hooters January 3, 2005
Get the Cunt Blockermug. That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
by papatroy September 19, 2015
Get the Cop Blockermug. similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
by w00t_vantuckey February 11, 2008
Get the monkey blockermug.