V. To utilize inappropriate materials and methods to repair a damaged object.

Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.
That guy totally Berted that roof - who would ever think that someone would use actually use $300 worth of duct tape to fix a roof leak?
by Bert's Neighbor September 3, 2006
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a nameless kid at a party.

When doing a girl anal you pull out and leave a shit stain inbetween the eyebrows...Like a unibrow
Yo bert how much beer you got?

Yo bitch I gave you a Bert.

Artie Sanchez gave Joe Cool a Bert.

by Ayo Mo'Connell March 19, 2008
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what happens when your playing a video game and your sister starts lagging the internet because shes watching porn
by hansolo314 October 13, 2011
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Bert is kumalalas daughter. Bert has a family. Her dad is named Tasso, her sister is stab me, her mom is kumalala. She is a very silly person. She wants to know if someone plays roblox. Tasso also texted someone with his bottom.
Bert likes to break lamps.
Ik!!
by IHATESUSANLICEYHAIR96 July 7, 2022
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A name for a cat that means he is cute,intelligent , loves going outside (not in the cold though) , and is everything you would ever want in a cat.
Man, that cat is everything he must be named bert.
by apersonthatsnotnamednicole January 28, 2019
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An extremely Over-Powered pokemon.
CptWrath lives by Bert.
by Harvest_Moon675365 December 29, 2016
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"You're too Bert to ride the rollercoaster, I'm afraid."
by llams August 4, 2009
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