a cheap lemon ice lolly

What did you expect, it's a cheap lemon ice lolly.

...because the smiling lady on the van had asked Harry what he wanted before the could hurry him away, they bought him a cheap lemon ice lolly.

by nyal4gyaalv January 29, 2025

lemon with a green hat

has a green hat.

YO! I'm pretty sure that's a lemon with a green hat. So Cool!

by Jet012 August 4, 2017

lemon drop with a sidecar

While performing cunninglingus, your partner tinkles in your mouth. For added pleasure, she blows a queef in your face!

While at the pussy bar, I screamed "Give me a lemon drop with a sidecar, my darling."

by The Flatulent Four December 10, 2008

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/

You, minding your own business:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

You: "Dude, what the hell?

by MemphisTN120 May 4, 2022

Queer as a lemonade sandwich

1. a person who is very odd
2. a person who is very gay

Yeah, didn't you know - he's as queer as a lemonade sandwich!

by ytsirk nosnibor February 4, 2010

a Lemons worth

When one slices a large lemon into 6 or more pieces and then proceeds to take shots of vodka with each slice.

This is usually done in conjunction w/severe depression due to moving back in with ones parents after college.

"Fuck my life, I need at least a lemons worth tonight. I didn't realize my parents could get more obnoxious than they already were."

by jess and jen January 27, 2010

Pulled a lemonade mouth

To have a flashback within a flashback

Danny-Hey, do you remember that time we went to McDonalds?
Greg-Oh yeah, that reminds me of the time we went to Wendy's.
Kurtis-Omg guys, you just pulled a lemonade mouth

by GluenicornNoodle September 15, 2020