by Genius Dik Dailey with The Big Penis! November 19, 2003
Get the Cuban bemug. Loud brown or pale people in which the males think they are ''Macho-Men'' and the females tend to wear huge hoop earrings and tight clothing with sneakers and a load of colorful make-up. They spend time slaughtering animals as sacrifices such as smelly chickens and goats, watching Hispanic television, or criticizing other men and calling them gay or pussies when in fact, they are not.
Ex. 1
Random Cuban man: OYEE QUE BOLA ASERE!!!!
Typical person: Yup, He's Cuban.
Ex. 2
Random Cuban man: Yap! He gay! He pussy an' no want to _____.
Typical person: Who the fuck invited him?
Ex.3
Random Cuban woman: NOOOO!! WHY YOU CHANGE DEE CHANNEL FOOR! I WAS WATCHEENG CASO CERADO!!!
Typical Invited guest: That's fake and it's trash. Only Cubans watch that shit.
Random Cuban man: OYEE QUE BOLA ASERE!!!!
Typical person: Yup, He's Cuban.
Ex. 2
Random Cuban man: Yap! He gay! He pussy an' no want to _____.
Typical person: Who the fuck invited him?
Ex.3
Random Cuban woman: NOOOO!! WHY YOU CHANGE DEE CHANNEL FOOR! I WAS WATCHEENG CASO CERADO!!!
Typical Invited guest: That's fake and it's trash. Only Cubans watch that shit.
by ThePotatoPeople February 19, 2011
Get the Cubansmug. Oh man, me and my brah wanted to Eiffel Tower that narsty slorca the other night but she had just had surgery on her mouth so Cubanned her instead!
by Rey Tiburones April 20, 2007
Get the cubanmug. by Cuban24 May 24, 2010
Get the Cubanizemug. A curious breed of people with a third world tribalistic mentality,..in my experience, the majority of which are literally incapable of emulating quiet respectful considerate people,..consumed by selfish sinful pride and best known for their immature disrespectful loudness in both conversation and their choice of "music". Where ever they are found,..A "normal" Cuban conversation can be overheard from more than a block away. When they yell,..it's the same as when they talk. The only time they talk quietly is when they're trying to hide something or they feel sick.
If at all possible, avoid moving in to a home closer than 800 feet from a Cuban home. They get up late in the morning or afternoon because the entire family including kids stay up until 3:00 and 4:00 AM hanging out around the swimming pool with latin techno salsa BOOM BOOM "music" blasting at concert level volume while drinking booze and taking drugs. They love Insanely LOUD BASE. They honestly believe that because they love loudness, that everyone else must be forced to hear it. Good Luck trying to sleep if you live anywhere near a Cuban. Even black people and Mexicans are more respectful.
They do this at every available opportunity and as a result their trash cans are continuously overflowing with beer bottles and liquids running out the bottom mixed with dirty diapers and rotten meat.
If at all possible, avoid moving in to a home closer than 800 feet from a Cuban home. They get up late in the morning or afternoon because the entire family including kids stay up until 3:00 and 4:00 AM hanging out around the swimming pool with latin techno salsa BOOM BOOM "music" blasting at concert level volume while drinking booze and taking drugs. They love Insanely LOUD BASE. They honestly believe that because they love loudness, that everyone else must be forced to hear it. Good Luck trying to sleep if you live anywhere near a Cuban. Even black people and Mexicans are more respectful.
They do this at every available opportunity and as a result their trash cans are continuously overflowing with beer bottles and liquids running out the bottom mixed with dirty diapers and rotten meat.
Cuban: petty, spiteful, rude and discourteous, arrogant,..haughty - proud - conceited - supercilious - lofty, overbearing self-worth or self-importance, offensive, insulting, abusive, contemptuous.
by Bay of Pigs July 26, 2013
Get the Cubanmug. People that nobody wants to hangout with be cause they'r loud, obnoxious and suck big fat dicks all the time. the are all ugly and smell like a 100 lbs. of cow manoure
that homeless guy just jacked off infront of a school zone, yeah man he did it cause he's cuban, oh that makes sense now
by de truthh October 19, 2010
Get the [cuban]mug. The great sailor that crossed the 7 seas and made it in the pirates of the Caribbean movie while they were on the raft
This cuban is the shit
by Jair estreya October 14, 2018
Get the Cubanmug.