kick a baby

when you are so mad you could kick a baby

im so mad i could kick a baby or something tiny and cute

by Cdawg5437 August 18, 2007

drool on a baby

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs

Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Eat a BABY

The act of consuming a Chipotle Burrito.

"Hey, do you want to eat a baby for lunch today?"

by Joshua Q. June 27, 2008

Trying for a baby

A excuse usuallyused by young married couples so they can fuck a lot.

Jack and Erin claim they are trying for a baby but I'm pretty sure they are using that as an excuse to fuck 24/7.

by jdoge7 March 14, 2015

Bang-a-Baby Shot

This shot is made with equal parts blue curacao, peach schnapps, and everclear.

"Dude want a bang-a-baby shot?"

"Um, maybe. Why is it called that"

"Cause it starts smooth, and then you regret it almost instantly"

by Dr Sahn October 12, 2009

punch a baby whale in the face

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010

giving birth to a baby texan

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.

"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."

by tommm May 16, 2005