Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 09, 2011

swab jockey

Anyone in the U.S. Navy below the rank of Vice Admiral.

A couple of swab jockeys got drunk and fell off the fantail of their frigate last night.

by ars64 March 09, 2006

window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.

Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.

by Halitosis June 06, 2004

suicide jockey

Trucker slang for a haz-mat (Hazzardous Materials) driver, such as a trucker with a tanker full of jet fuel.

Never ride in a convoy led by suicide jockeys!

by Justus February 03, 2005

nob jockey

another word for a homosexual male who "rides" cock like a jockey would ride a horse

Paul you nob jockey!

by Elcheifio September 04, 2003

Dick Jockey

A person That likes to ride a penis like it was a horse.

Collin Farnsworth

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Hose Jockey

A nickname for a firefighter.

Look at all of those hose jockeys in the fire truck.

by Lucina November 10, 2006