zune

The act of taking such a giant brown shit that your gargantuan turd curls around the toilet bowl several times.

"Dude, me belly full o' flautas. I gotta go curl a zune."

by Chief Bobo November 11, 2006

zune

Wannabe, poser, follower, a charlatan of sorts. One who copies or immitates all or most of the aspects dealing with their idol. They may wish to have certain clothing, skills, vocabulary, etc., of their idols instead of their own. Most likely a zune is lacking in self confidence and is looking for guidance.

Skater zunes dress like skaters and buy skateboards even though when they try to skate they end up falling on their arse after about 3 seconds.

by Rob Walch September 08, 2008

zune

Deficient quality and quantity. To be a day late and a dollar short.

ORIGIN: Name of Microsoft portable music and video player. The 'Zune' was a hopeless attempt to break into the MP3 player market dominated by the Apple 'iPod' .

Unfortunately, it's all way too zune to make a difference.

by cornerwhore November 10, 2008

zune

Slang term for feces, shit.

"I've gotta drop a Zune" or "hey, watch your step in this park, there are Zunes everywhere due to all the dogs" referring to something undesireable:
"I went to the new mexican place, total Zune!"

by colostomy bagpiper January 04, 2007

zune

Microsoft's new portable MP3 player which Microsoft hopes to be an "iPod killer". In all probability will die because everyone and their dog already has an iPod and is satisfied with it.

Microsoft's new MP3 player has the totally 1337 name "Zune".

by nphp July 26, 2006

zune

Microsoft's new overpriced, under featured MP3 player

Who really cares about the zune anyway?

by PunkStar July 22, 2006

zune

An Ipod on Steroids. It costs as much as an Ipod, carries the same amount of songs, and is uglier. The Good part is that it has a bigger screen. Nobody has one.

The Slogan sucks too, "WELCOME TO THE SOCIAL".

Dude1:Whats that brown piece of crap in your hands?
Dude2:Its a zune, its awesome!
Dude1:Look around you, everybody else has an Ipod
Dude2:I gotta return this

by Danny Nguyen February 01, 2007