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A shitty ass failed attempt at Microsoft to cry and beat the apple iPod. Hass Wi-Fi for you can "Squirt" songs to the other 2 Zune users in the world, and the songs you get from others are only 3 days or 3 Plays and it's gone. It has Radio, but thats not why you get damn MP3 players. It has a big screen to compensate for it's shitty colors and over bearing DRM.
Zune User:"Hey dude, wanna Squirt?"
Other guy:"Sorry im not into gay sex"

Zune User:"Ha Ha I have a Zune, I can Squirt songs to other Zune owners"
iPod User:"Good luck finder other 2 Zune users"
by John McSailorman May 15, 2008

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