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Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.
1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.
Zonked by tibular September 22, 2022
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When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted
"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"

"shut up bitch"
Zonked by lilcheesesticks December 2, 2022
"Look at Zack. He's absolutely zonked right now"
Zonked by Bengonto June 10, 2023
So unbelievable catastrophically cross faded
Dude I just had six beers and a fat joint”
“Broo you are zonked !”
Zonked by Catsanddogs354 July 27, 2024

zonked Out 

When some one has passed out.
"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."
zonked Out by TheLegitBritX March 24, 2012

Zonked To The Skies 

Popularized by the book The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. It means to be very fucked up on psychedelic drugs primarily LSD.
1. Rafael: I'm so zonked to the skies !
2. Sunshine: Lets get zonked to the skies !

Zonked out 

When you or someone is asleep and will not wake up.
"You where zonked out yesterday." Said Nicole.

"Yeah. It was a good nap." Said Linda.
Zonked out by BabyMasterJR January 27, 2019