zoinks

I just utterly took something from you and you didn't even realize...

Proper usage after taking object: "ZOINKS!"

by Nova><Master October 29, 2006

Zoinking

Term used under compelete and utter confusion or fear.

Zoinking! (Used by itself)

by A Babinator February 22, 2011

Zoinks

A sound that someone makes when they are worried.

Zoinks, that guy is eating icecream with his teeth

by Why do you care about who I am April 23, 2019

Zoinks

Zoinks is said with-in a group of people, when each individual is ejaculating. Once this action has been performed many many times by each person. Then a member of the group can call out zoinks and trigger a mass, spontaneous ejaculation

"ZOINKS"

by BoricJarl March 1, 2018

Zoinks

A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge heart of gold.

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*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
2
"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
3
"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"

by BrockIsAnElectricTypeGymLeader May 20, 2018

Zoinks

The expression of which when you are frightened,scared,etc.

Oh Zoinks!

by Rakrad November 16, 2017

Zoinks

A phrase used to declare that the almighty God, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, has marked the listener for death.

God, Shaggy Himself: Zoinks!

You: oh god, no please. I am a loyal subjec—

by LoyalToShaggy<3 January 29, 2019