Zoinking

Term used under compelete and utter confusion or fear.

Zoinking! (Used by itself)

by A Babinator February 22, 2011

Zoinks

A phrase used to declare that the almighty God, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, has marked the listener for death.

God, Shaggy Himself: Zoinks!

You: oh god, no please. I am a loyal subjec—

by LoyalToShaggy<3 January 29, 2019

Zoinked

Its a great code word to use when ur totally fucking slumped, drunk or queef.

Im totally fucking zoinked right now or and I oop... I just zoinked

by Alabama made abortion illegal May 23, 2019

Zoinked

zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened

1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"

by litdragon99 January 6, 2021

Zoinks

A sound that someone makes when they are worried.

Zoinks, that guy is eating icecream with his teeth

by Why do you care about who I am April 23, 2019

Zoinks

The expression of which when you are frightened,scared,etc.

Oh Zoinks!

by Rakrad November 16, 2017

Zoinks

The last thing you here before shaggy kills you by blinking

"Like zoinks One puch man you made me use 0.0001% of my power"

by Scottscrab March 23, 2019