Zoola

To describe a situation that appears to be scary, controversial, dangerous, and or uncertain.

Man, I was over at Tracy's place last night. That night was so zoola because I found out that that chick had a dick.

by IheartTSwift September 14, 2010

zoolar

A war cry preceding bouts of drug usage.
A heavy drug user incapable of pronouncing his own name.

ZOOLAR!!!!!!!
Wow, Zoolar got fucked up last night!

by Zoolar Zoid February 9, 2014

Zoolander

When four men get together and smear peanut butter onto their nipples. They then press them together and rotate in a clockwise direction thus leaving a peanut butter trail. This is affectionately known as the Zoolander

Hey John, wanna call up Tim and Edward, i'm thinking of hosting a Zoolander tonight.

by Mexican Websnatcher September 8, 2016

Zoolander

Someone who acts like there above and is proper patronising

Me: Lets get Nando’s

A Zoolander: no let’s get some quinoa and some vegan rolls

by Barthomelew April 26, 2020

Zoolah

A big fat blunt, a phatty, a zoot, a blunt, any fat ass cannabis cigarette.

That zoolah last night had me seeing shit bro

Put that zoolah down before it knocks you out my g

by Shoobydoobyboop December 29, 2021

Zoolandered

When you cease to use intelligence and reasonable processes and instead revert to monkey like hitting and smacking of something to get it to work.

My car wouldn't start and at first I tried to figure it out but before too long I just Zoolandered it and the damn thing actually started up.

by anonymous October 4, 2022

Zoolaphile

A weird ass nigga who likes animals in a sexual way

Tom:This is some good zoolaphile porn

Tom's friend: Bro what the fuck.

by Qaundale January 28, 2023