Yousuf

A prodigious and recondite being, he wanders the earth conveying people to the veridical path.

He also bears the encumbrance of a nonsensically large penis, which is ever augmenting.

He should aussi display a dissipated amount of hubris et chutzpah. To achieve vrai Yousuf-ness, he has to piss

people off and make them feel bad de temps en temps.

He should also mix languages up for no apparent reason and not be a homosexual.

Person 1:
I was a Yousuf once.
I want to be like a Yousuf one day.
I WILL be like a Yousuf one day!
I AM A YOUSUF!

Person 2:
No, you cannot, because you are a homosexual.

by YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU April 7, 2010

Dirty Yousef

The sexual act of having the female get down on all fours while the other participant grabs her hair, pulling violently back, until her hair can be inserted anally.

That gymnast is so flexible I bet she could handle a Dirty Yousef

by Professional Hooker July 27, 2021

Yousuf

A person with a BIG, LARGE, GREAT, a whale of a, ample, awash, brimming, bulky, bull, burly, capacious, chock-full, colossal, commodious, considerable, copious, crowded, enormous, extensive, fat, full, gigantic, heavy-duty, heavyweight, hefty, huge, hulking, humongous*, husky, immense, jumbo, mammoth, massive, mondo, monster, oversize, packed, ponderous, prodigious, roomy, sizable, spacious, strapping, stuffed, substantial, super colossal, thundering, tremendous, vast, voluminous, walloping, whopper and whopping DICK

Spelt Y O U S U F not any other way Yousuf.

by BiggestDickEverAlive December 2, 2013

yousa

Ebonics slang word meaning "you is a", which of course is bad English and should be "you are a".

Yousa fine mothafucka.

by Osmone Everony March 12, 2016

Yousef

The most talented genius that brings any kind of people to smile even the monalisa he is handsome and loves to eat. And yousef is the people's favourite.

Yousef is the best, I dream of talking to him. And being his friend

by Epicfacecraziness September 26, 2018

yosafe

A stupid person who always tries to start fights with a kid named something like Fromssan or Fromssa. He always says stupid stuff and tries to be funny but really isn't.

Yosafe is a bitch

by sub to pewdiepie December 14, 2018

yousif and taehoon

the local park bullies. My cousin was at the park and Taehoon and yousif come and drop kick her. They come every Friday and bully 5 year olds. If you ever see them at the park YOU BETTER RUN RUN RUN RUN

oh God not yousif and Taehoon I thought we were safe this time smh.

by gang12345yeahbro October 14, 2020