rip you a new asshole

A very odd expression for the act of telling someone off.

Say that to my face and I'll rip you a new asshole.

by Wizlet May 17, 2014

i like you a lot

i rlly like u, but i’m too scared to tell you and we haven’t talked in a while :(. text me soon <3

him: “hey we haven’t talked in a while, what’s up?”
me: “i like you a lot”

by urss1mp October 13, 2021

you-a culpa

To shift blame while apologizing for someone else’s mistakes.

"I was impressed by Michael Brown's willingness to accept responsibility for how incompetent everyone else was. He candidly admitted he was too trusting, too able, too overskilled to deal with all the retards around him. Overall, Jon, a heartfelt and stirring you-a culpa."

--Rob Corddry, correspondent on The Daily Show

by BearMuse October 5, 2005

you a hoe ass bitch... Liam

Simple as that title says it all

you a hoe ass bitch... Liam Is a good insult

by Radical Nova urban August 12, 2022

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

by littlejimmie December 17, 2019

Youain'ttakinmenowhereyouhonkybitch!

1.) See the Forbidden Zone.

1.) "That's it mister, you're going to the principles office!"

'You ain't takin' me nowhere you honky bitch!'

by jerrett March 30, 2005

can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?

Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004