And you know this man! 

Chris Tucker's (Smokey's) catchphrase used occasionally in 1995 Comedy-Drama movie 'Friday' starring alongside rapper, actor and film director Ice cube (Craig)

Smokey (Chris Tucker) on the phone to Big Worm (Faizon Love):

"Well, yeah. I got your money anyway,and you sell that shit yourself next time cause I'm going to rehab. I'm through with this shit."

**HANGS PHONE UP**

Smokey (Chris Tucker) Rolls up some weed and starts to smoke and says to the camera:

"I was just bullshittin', And you know this man!"

And you know this man! by ???Anon??? December 31, 2007

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.

Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. by Blikk October 8, 2008

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. 

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. by anonymous January 9, 2021

do it and you're cool 

This saying is used to peer pressure others into doing bad activities, such as drugs, pooing in front of others, or drinking another dude's piss. However, it sounds so retarded that it can only be used ironically, and my friends and I often use it in a very joking and ironic context, encouraging each other to do absolutely retarded shit by chanting "do it and you're cool"

Dave: You should do drugs and eat poo on the balcony
Tomas: What the fuck? In Hungary, drugs are punished by horse archer firing squad, and I don't want that fate
Dave: Do it and you're cool

do it and you're cool by HandleBrake12 November 11, 2020

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears 

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)

Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019

fuck you and I hope your dog dies 

Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.

Fuck you. Fuck you and I hope your dog dies.

fuck you and I hope your dog dies by Choda Boy 57 September 19, 2007

Bitch and You Shall Recieve 

When you arent getting what you want in a video game, you promptly complain about the specific item you need, and almost immediately it shows up.

Dammit, I need a healing item! Oh look, first aid spray. Bitch and You Shall Recieve.

Bitch and You Shall Recieve by Dbcw April 23, 2023