yogurt kid

A weirdo who walks around with yogurt stains on them

That yogurt kids got bunda ya know

by MakMak007 November 14, 2020

yogurt top

an idiot, or just someone that you find annoying

"shes such a yogurt top"

by joshalexben August 16, 2007

Underwear yogurt

Fluid the consistency of yogurt exploding from a guys dick when you’re in gym class running with the girls

I do my own laundry so my mom doesn’t see all my underwear yogurt

by FabooFlower October 17, 2021

shower yogurt

an edible creamy substance you find at the bottom of community showers. often tastes like semen.

as the water hit mike's fat ass body, he noticed a large amount of shower yogurt on the floor and proceeded to consume the gelatinous jizz substance.

by the forgotten misfits April 09, 2011

yogurt moustache

when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache.

"I want you to give me a yogurt moustache strifetoe"

by Zincster November 14, 2004

Frozen Yogurt

Ice cream for bitch ass niggas.

Person 1: Where did Evan go?
Person 2: To get some Frozen Yogurt.
Person 1: What a bitch ass nigga!

by D Ten June 13, 2015

Yogurt Cave

1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogurt.

2 Nickname for Monica. That bitch is gross!

Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogurt cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogurt!
person1: LAWL! Yogurt Cave?
person2: str8 up!

by c-dog and p_c April 22, 2006