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Can you hear me now?

The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#

2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 05, 2009
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This word was popularised by IShowSpeed a famous content creator on Youtube.
"I might have deleted one of your minecraft accounts." - a friend
"Are you serious right now bro?"
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When you would (win a fight) Gwiddy on some one/thing
Person: Retard

Skyler: I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah
by GwiddyMaster April 10, 2023
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