xyliss

He is a chill and laid back person.is always there for people.he’s always listening to music day and night.he loves weed.he is attractive and very confident when it comes to doing something stupid or talking to girls.he’s very athletic and takes sports seriously. He’s very picky with friends may not have 5 actual close friends to him. He could be mean but he means it in a joking way. Every body thinks he’s mean but he’s really a chill person and nice to people that really get to know him.s

Xyliss is a very kind person while still being funny

by Xyliss November 21, 2023

xyliss

He is a chill and laid back person.is always there for people.he’s always listening to music day and night.he loves weed.he is attractive and very confident when it comes to doing something stupid or talking to girls.he’s very athletic and takes sports seriously. He’s very picky with friends may not have 5 actual close friends to him. He could be mean but he means it in a joking way.

Xyliss is such a kind person while still being funny.

by Xyliss November 21, 2023

Xelestial

A goblin looking bitch with nothing going on in her life. This lives-under-a-bridge chuntara dressing hoe lives off of collecting injustices she makes up in her head. She's rude, ugly, self absorbed and extremely out of touch with reality since she thinks she's some kind of "chingona badass" when really she's irrelevant wherever she goes. That's why she only attracts and hangs out with other losers and outcasts of society, they all suck lol.

Him: did you see Xelestial?
Her: who's that?
Him: exactly lol

by La Real Chingona November 21, 2023

xylemphilia

The attraction of wood and wooden objects

All this xylemphilia and you're going to marry it now?

by Dylanplays February 7, 2025

Xylus

Xylus, oh man. Where do I start? Well, she is super funny and really tough, and she would risk her life for you. (I hope), if you don’t have a xylus in your life, I don’t know what in the world is wrong with you, you need a xylus right now. She will annoy you so much with her random acts you don’t even know how you met her, and you love her for that. Xylus will be the key to your heart and so much more, she is so thoughtful and kind when it’s a special day for you, no matter a birthday or holiday, she will always wish you something great and meaningful. She’s so beautiful you might feel a little jealous haha. Xylus is the solution to your problems man.

“Hey xylus, what are you doing?”
Xylus: I’m doing y—
“XYLUS!”

by gigi.gigi August 2, 2025

Raymond "Xylephone" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

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Raymond "Xylephone" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 4, 2025

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025