Winking Snorlax

The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.

It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.

Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"

Terry - "Swag"

by twizzlaaaaaaa January 1, 2012

wanking glove

A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.

She's a little fitty isn't she.

Nah, look how skinny she is, she's a proper wanking glove.

by JonnyLondon June 5, 2014

Winking owl

The image one sees when looking up at a woman in yoga pants who is climbing with one leg perched above the other

As Sarah was mountain climbing above me I looked up and seen her winking owl.

by BPH47 March 8, 2018

Winking bunny

Winking Bunning is a sexual game where the 1st participant will shove as many marshmallows up there rectum as they can fit. Then the 2nd paricipant will eat out there rectum and get as many marshmallows in there mouth as possible. If the 2nd participant can get all marshmallows in there mouth and say "chubby bunny" they win, if not the 1st participant wins.

Person 1: man did you here jeff lost in winking bunny, Michael fit all 62 marshmallows in his mouth.
Person 2: jeff can only fit 62 in his ass hole? Wyat can fit 83 in his. Let's see if Michael can fit that in his mouth.

by Bigilo February 9, 2020

Wanking

to grip your hand around your penis and pull up and down ... to cause an ejaculation

ha ... y sick minded person ... ud like to know wouldnt u!

by duuuude April 13, 2004

binge wanking

When one wank just isn't enough. To be considered a binge wanker one must bash the bishop multiple times in a short space of time. A true binge wankathon would last through the night until sunrise, not many have enough juice in the tank for this one.

Gary "Have you seen the state of Goffy today?"
Andy "Yeah he must have been binge wanking all night"
Gary "The fucking binge wanking mong"

by Mers1 October 13, 2008

Trench Wanking

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.

"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012