Melvin Waffle

The process of sitting bare ass upon a tennis racket, most commonly while driving, untill an acceptable waffle shaped welt is prominent and then exhibited to passing motorists.

Before I Melvin Waffled that Dodge Charger, I didnt know they were used for undercover work by the Algonquin police department.

by Keegan O'Brien July 1, 2008

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Mississippi WaffleHouse

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.

im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015

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To be livin' large, and excessively so. Often times used in collaboration with "make it rain," "spendin dollas," and "stunna shades." Mostly colloquial use, but gaining steam in the Northeast, almost becoming a common term.

Kid 1: Daaaamn look at that kid lookin' fly in them jorts with the stunna shades on and radio bumpin.
Kid 2: Gadzooks! I ain't neva seen somebody droppin waffles like him.

by rts944444 May 4, 2009

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Waffle Spouse

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

by Kirby369 September 6, 2013

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