Wirry Wonka

Willy Wonka's twin drug addict. Wirry had it hard growing up. The younger of the twins, he did not receive the same love and care as his brother, Willy. When Willy revealed he was opening a chocolate factory. Wirry became depressed and turned to drugs to ease the pain. Soon, he found himself broke and homeless. To make ends meet and feed his addiction, he turned to a life of prostitution. For years, he sucked many dicks. So many dicks. Like bro, you don't know how many dicks he sucked. Countless. He wasn't racist either. He sucked all kinds of dicks. White dicks, black dicks, brown dicks, yellow dicks, blue dicks. All the dicks, man. Wow, thinking about all those dicks got me off topic. Where was I again? Ahhh, fuck it. Goddamn, the things I would do to take a fat tenderloin to the throat right now. I mean, seriously. I am so fucking hard right now just thinking about it. Maybe if I touch this cold wall next to my bed, it might reduce my sexual swelling. I mean, like, I just want to be manhandled right now by someone's horse-sized meat stick. Oh god, just the thought of it sliding in and out of my male virgin asshole makes my cock scream. But anyway, yeah, that's the sad, unfortunate story of Wirry Wonka.

Big Dick: Yo nig-nog, you heading to that circle jerk tonight?

Captain Assdick: Nah niggaroni, I'm gonna go do heavy drugs and get so fucking blasted till I can see stars with my nigga Wirry Wonka

by Wirry Wonka July 3, 2016

Worryabout

When you need to find out what's wrong with some one and you ask what are you worryingabout.

Or people go to and from worryingabout stuff that will never haven

You do a favor and and you say don't worryabout it

" Worryabout "The act of one to think on things

by the Loft Boss June 13, 2017

Worry

The down payment on a problem that will most likely never happen.

Tilly wanted to learn to drive but worry she would get in an accident .

by BwtToodles July 16, 2019

Warry Hoodhard FC

Warry Hoodhard FC is an English professional football team who at the time of writing play in the Proclubs division 7. Famous players include: TREEEEGORSSS, Denis Gunez, Roman Brahatski, Big Brown, QQQQQQQQQQ, Jimmy, Benjamin, Theo Rivers.

Warry Hoodhard FC are going up!

by SQUILLIUM MORMAN February 3, 2022

warry

really gay person who loves carrots

ahhh imma warry real quick

by xxfrogurt October 20, 2023

crack worry

When an individual could swear that s/he saw or heard something but can't find reference to it, and worries that something like crack addiction might be the cause of the confusion.

Example of crack worry:
"Am I on crack, or did Rob Ford lie to the media?"

"How do you not know about that? Was there not a big media story about that, or am I just on crack?"

Example of inverted crack worry:

"Is that guy on crack or something? Why doesn't he remember our conversation?"

by The Red Captain November 5, 2013

Furry Worry

A naive, uneducated, and often misinformed fear of people who identify as 'Furries' (and others who identify as Pansexuals), rooted in personal insecurity. Most often, individuals expressing Furry Worry have a traditional and even archaic world view that would come crashing down were they to accept the lifestyle choices of Furries; yet, in truth, their fears are rooted in a suppressed belief that they themselves would get a kick (if not a kink) out of being a Furry.

Jack was freaking out with Furry Worry during DragonCon, but we all know that if he put on a Furry suit he would totally get off on it.

by T.Lef December 10, 2020