train wreck

A disastrous loss of train of thought while in an intoxicated state.

Scott: Hey guys! Hey guys! Hey guys! .... FUCK i forgot!
Alex: Bro... you just had a fucking train wreck

by AlexZzz December 05, 2006

Gravy Train Wreck

When your life is a constant mess, but you have everything given to you anyway.....

Man, her life sure is a mess. But her man still buys her shit. I guess you could call it a " gravy train wreck".

by Footguy75 August 08, 2020

train wreck theory

A train wreck that you can't stop watching. "You don't want to stare, but you just can't look away"

Britney spears' life fits the train wreck theory, the worse it gets the more you want to watch.

by ksay15 September 21, 2008

titty train wreck

Cleavage so outrageous and in your face you can not look away. Often found on heavy girls who think having huge breasts is the only qualification for being attractive.

Damn look at that cow's knockers jiggle, what a titty train wreck.

My girlfriend got pissed at me for staring at another girls boobs, but it was a damn titty train wreck. I couldn't help it.

by Patient zero February 14, 2006

Montreal train wreck

The misfortune of pulling out during anal sex to be followed by a "coal car" (a.k.a. fecal overflow). To complete the maneuver, one must ejaculate on the bloody fecal matter, the aftermath resembling a train wreck.

My roommate Karl ruined my sheets after he pulled a Montreal train wreck on that skeezer. (Based on true events.)

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin May 28, 2006

Train wreck TV

Any of the reality TV shows that depict the "up close and personal" lives of the people or familes on the program. TV programs such as Jon and Kate Plus 8, 18 Kids and Counting (the Duggar family) and Wife Swap are prime examples. Also known as "fishbowl TV."

Julie: Did you watch the season premier of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight?" The kids are sooooo cute.

Hal: Are you kidding? I have better things to do with my time. That show makes me wanna puke. Now that the Goselins are having trouble keeping their marriage together and all the rumours--he's cheating on her, she's cheating on him. I feel sorry for the kids that their parents are selfish enough to put them through all that on a TV show. It's nothing more than Train wreck TV.

by Ahina May 27, 2009

train wreck

A slow but sure halt ending in confusion, especially in music.

The train wreck was probably caused by one of the trombones not noticing the the time signature change.

by Reuel Titus October 21, 2003