Scott: Hey guys! Hey guys! Hey guys! .... FUCK i forgot!
Alex: Bro... you just had a fucking train wreck
Alex: Bro... you just had a fucking train wreck
by AlexZzz December 7, 2006
Get the train wreckmug. Man, her life sure is a mess. But her man still buys her shit. I guess you could call it a " gravy train wreck".
by Footguy75 August 8, 2020
Get the Gravy Train Wreckmug. by ksay15 November 2, 2008
Get the train wreck theorymug. Cleavage so outrageous and in your face you can not look away. Often found on heavy girls who think having huge breasts is the only qualification for being attractive.
Damn look at that cow's knockers jiggle, what a titty train wreck.
My girlfriend got pissed at me for staring at another girls boobs, but it was a damn titty train wreck. I couldn't help it.
My girlfriend got pissed at me for staring at another girls boobs, but it was a damn titty train wreck. I couldn't help it.
by Patient zero July 16, 2008
Get the titty train wreckmug. The misfortune of pulling out during anal sex to be followed by a "coal car" (a.k.a. fecal overflow). To complete the maneuver, one must ejaculate on the bloody fecal matter, the aftermath resembling a train wreck.
My roommate Karl ruined my sheets after he pulled a Montreal train wreck on that skeezer. (Based on true events.)
by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin May 31, 2006
Get the Montreal train wreckmug. Any of the reality TV shows that depict the "up close and personal" lives of the people or familes on the program. TV programs such as Jon and Kate Plus 8, 18 Kids and Counting (the Duggar family) and Wife Swap are prime examples. Also known as "fishbowl TV."
Julie: Did you watch the season premier of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight?" The kids are sooooo cute.
Hal: Are you kidding? I have better things to do with my time. That show makes me wanna puke. Now that the Goselins are having trouble keeping their marriage together and all the rumours--he's cheating on her, she's cheating on him. I feel sorry for the kids that their parents are selfish enough to put them through all that on a TV show. It's nothing more than Train wreck TV.
Hal: Are you kidding? I have better things to do with my time. That show makes me wanna puke. Now that the Goselins are having trouble keeping their marriage together and all the rumours--he's cheating on her, she's cheating on him. I feel sorry for the kids that their parents are selfish enough to put them through all that on a TV show. It's nothing more than Train wreck TV.
by Ahina May 27, 2009
Get the Train wreck TVmug. The train wreck was probably caused by one of the trombones not noticing the the time signature change.
by Reuel Titus October 20, 2003
Get the train wreckmug.