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Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches
I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.
by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011
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Wrangle some tuna

To have sexual intercourse with a woman or women.

Also known as 'crushing some pussy', 'crushing some sweet sweet poontang' or the past tense 'I totally hit that'.

Derives from the words 'wrangle' (to capture) and 'tuna' (a fish whose smell is often compared to that of a filthy vag).
Paul left the club early to go back to his place and wrangle some tuna.

"Where were you last night?"
"Wrangling some sweet sweet tuna my friend."
by WayneBradySandwich February 18, 2010
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Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize they a wranglin people.
Glitch is a retard wrangling bozo.
by jazzwolf May 16, 2022
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Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.
Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?
by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020
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Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize that they are a retard wrangler, and is completely oblivious to that fact, or accepts and ignores it.
That guy said he wants his team wants to be top fifty, but he’s just a retard wrangling bozo.
by jazzwolf May 16, 2022
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Bust Wrangle

To hold firmly against one's bust to calm/subdue a small animal.

To smother between one's bust to get your own way.
She was bust wrangling the chickens back into their coop.

I didn't want to do the dishes last night. My wife got me against the wall and bust wrangled me. So I did the dishes.
by Regnold Bilmfrick December 6, 2020
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Bust Wrangle

To hold firmly against one's bust to calm a small animal.

To smother between one's bust to get your own way.
She was bust wrangling the chickens back into their coop.

I didn't want to do the dishes last night. But my wife bust wrangled against the wall until I agreed to.
by Regnold Bilmfrick December 6, 2020
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