Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches

I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.

by Ahhh-rob February 03, 2011

Wrangle some tuna

To have sexual intercourse with a woman or women.

Also known as 'crushing some pussy', 'crushing some sweet sweet poontang' or the past tense 'I totally hit that'.

Derives from the words 'wrangle' (to capture) and 'tuna' (a fish whose smell is often compared to that of a filthy vag).

Paul left the club early to go back to his place and wrangle some tuna.

"Where were you last night?"
"Wrangling some sweet sweet tuna my friend."

by WayneBradySandwich February 17, 2010

pixie wrangling

To make pixies (electricity) bend to your will.

Let´s do some pixie wrangling on these electric chooch.

by fydyl January 17, 2018

wrangle suck

When you take a cause or project on that's huge

They said l couldn't do it but l just decided what the heck l was just going to damn well 'wrangle suck' it and just damn well did it.

by Chezshakes January 14, 2022

Lovers wrangle

Where 2 people wrangle and tangle for the treatment fo sho for both parties with a little bop to the head

We had a lovers wrangle last night

by Mad swag G February 19, 2021

Yarn wrangling

The term used in male prisons, mostly located in the midwest, for good ol knitting.

To knit doesn't seem as masculine as yarn wrangling for these boys.

by Phatcatwithastach February 07, 2020

trash can wrangling

When the trash guy just tosses your can on the lawn on a windy day and you spend 5 minutes chasing it around.

Hey bill, that friggin trash guy tossed your trash can on the lawn again. Better go wrangle it!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!

by JesusThePotto April 08, 2014