When you break a chicks arm and then make her jerk you off with the broken arm. It resembles a pelican flapping a broken wing.
Katie wanted to get crazy last night, i mean buckwild, so i suggested we try the wounded pelican. When she asked what a wounded pelican was i snapped her arm like a twig and when she started crying and screaming i made her grab my dick with her last ounce of strength and go to town. I then blew a load into the wound and went to sleep while she drove herself to the hospital
by theWOUNDEDpelicanKINGson January 28, 2007
Get the wounded pelican mug.After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."
by Matt September 1, 2004
Get the wounded pirate mug.When a man is taking a woman from behind in her lady flower he discreetly wets his thumb in his mouth and then without warning jams the wet digit in to her brown palace while still inside her pink sanctuary, causing the unaware woman to make the sound of a wounded dolphin, eee eee eee.
Sarah belted out an ungodly eee eee eee sound as Johnny preformed the wounded dolphin.
The party was silenced when a deafening eee eee eee sound came blasting down from the upstairs where a guest had taken his girl for some alone time. Some of the guests knew that the wounded dolphin had just taken place.
The party was silenced when a deafening eee eee eee sound came blasting down from the upstairs where a guest had taken his girl for some alone time. Some of the guests knew that the wounded dolphin had just taken place.
by Deathblow June 3, 2010
Get the Wounded Dolphin mug.A sexual position where the female lies spread eagled on her back and doesn't move or respond, much like a wounded starfish would.
by MrS13 January 14, 2009
Get the Wounded Starfish mug.A figurative term to describe a bad pass. "Wounded duck" passes either have no chance for reception by an offensive receiver due to any number of poor dynamics on the thrown ball, or simply should be intercepted by the defense for being so poorly thrown.
Defensively, also known as a gimmie.
Defensively, also known as a gimmie.
So Ben Roethlisberger was a mess yesterday, looking more like a modern-day Cliff Stoudt than the guy who led the Steelers to a win in Super Bowl XL. Benjamin floated three wounded ducks into the waiting arms of Colts defenders at critical times yesterday, outright costing the Steelers the game.
by TooCrooked March 29, 2009
Get the Wounded Duck mug.A wounded soldier that has been left in close proximity to a shower or bathtub; An unfinished shower beer.
We found 3 wounded marines next to the soap dish after the party. We played Taps while we emptied them down the drain.
by lilblacktombo September 10, 2011
Get the Wounded Marine mug.A wounded healer is someone that has been deeply wounded from life’s tragedies but instead of letting it tear them apart they let the wound propel them into a greater person to themselves and to others. A person that finds there way back to meaning using all their senses. Sight, hearing, touch, taste and intuition. They manage to go beyond survival into thriving!!
by #vally October 31, 2019
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