Lemons-worthy

When you give up 7 or more goals in a hockey game when playing goalie.

He gave up 21 goals in that game, it must have been lemons-worthy.

by Toni Jones February 25, 2009

Urban Dic-worthy

The immediate pressure a millennial feels when attempting to create a definition worthy of submitting to Urban Dictionary, before realizing how easy it is to have a ridiculous or substandard urban dictionary definition approved.

*drinking an excessive amount of booze*

Daniel: OMG PREAL ... Pretty Real? I'm sure that’s an urban dictionary definition?

*drunkenly looks up definition*

Ethan: imma look it up.

*drunkenly looks up definition*

Ethan: What? It’s not a definition. Let’s submit.

Daniel: But is it even urban dic-worthy? it’s stupid. Doubt it’ll get approved *sobs*

Ethan: Ninety-Five percent of the definitions on urban dictionary are shit anyways man. Those moderators will approve just about anything. Its tragic!

Daniel: LOL you’re so right, imma submit!

by ConfuciusSays69 July 29, 2021

shaft worthy

a chick that is worthy of a good bang.

cody "check that chick out"
bart "yeah id do her"
cody "shes definitely shaft worthy"

by aaronsith October 17, 2005

Worthless Shitbag

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).

Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)

by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018

co-worthless

A lazy, unproductive co-worker, whose lack of work ethic means you have to work that much harder to carry their load.

My co-worthless Lester called in sick again and now I'm stuck covering his graveyard shift. I hope the little weasel gets sick for real!

by tuftskins January 27, 2010

Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

bed worthy

Same as Fuckable or Shag Worthy. Someone who is attractive enough to have sex with but not necessarily a relationship with. Or someone you are on the fence about sleeping with.

Janet: Okay...I'm going to show you his picture. He's kind of cute...I think.

Kate: (After viewing the picture) Totally bed worthy.

by Scarlett Letter February 4, 2012