WOOFER

DOG

Aye up, nice woofer.

by Ball fondling chad 01 August 18, 2018

spoofy woofer

Whatever the hell you want it to be!...Its like a thingy majig...but diferent.

Hand me that there Spoofy Woofer

by Ashten March 13, 2018

Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018

Woofer

A big fluffy wolf or dog.

"That is indeed an absurdly fluffy woofer."

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

sub woofer

term for someone who eats sandwiches really fast

"i saw a bunch of sub woofers at the stork club last night. Boy! they can eat fast."

"sub woofer? like those girls at the sandwich shop?"

by alltalky February 4, 2025

Wong Woofer

1. A person who likes to deep throat penis
2. A person that sucks dick

That guy is such a wong woofer.

That girl is such a slut, she's a wong woofer

by Dson2252 October 22, 2010

woofers

Another way to say "doggos"

I see those cute woofers

by KRC [Anonymous] January 5, 2021