Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018

Woofer

A big fluffy wolf or dog.

"That is indeed an absurdly fluffy woofer."

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

Sugar Woofer

A prostitute that exchanges aexual favors in exchange for cocaine.

Lisa will do anything for a bump. She is a total sugar woofer.

by Mr. Know-it-all 75 May 15, 2016

woofers

Another way to say "doggos"

I see those cute woofers

by KRC [Anonymous] January 5, 2021

Wong Woofer

1. A person who likes to deep throat penis
2. A person that sucks dick

That guy is such a wong woofer.

That girl is such a slut, she's a wong woofer

by Dson2252 October 22, 2010

Pussy Woofer

An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.

Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"

by Reno Ryder February 11, 2021

Fuckin Woofer

A fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the cute and fluffy variety. can be used to describe any dog

Ey Up, Have you seen that Fuckin Woofer over there, its so fluffy

by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024