wonky

adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.

i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.

by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010

wonky

blatantly homosexual

Boy George is definately more than a bit wonky.

by kagr November 6, 2003

Chunky Wonkies

A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends

She is such a cute chunky wonkies

by WokeOne909 March 19, 2021

Wonky Tub

To cum in a partners belly button

Brandon? Oh he filled a whole wonky tub. What a legend.

by The alligator cooker February 9, 2015

wonky wonk

wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...

that fool matts ps3 controller being a wonky wonk again'

by BaByFaCePLaYbOy February 17, 2010

Wonky Walrus

It's the state of being very high on ketmine but before the K hole. It is generally asumed the this state (the wonky walrus state) is an enjoyable state to be in

look at the person he is enjoing being a wonky walrus

by randomjoff February 25, 2013

Wonky Swan

Street name for Ketamine, horse (and swan) tranquilliser. Term used primarily by those who are tripping their nuts off. side effects include being a general fuck up.

mum doesn't even know how much wonky swan he's had

by scrotdoctor September 16, 2010