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Flippy-Wonkers

Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”
Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”

Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”
by Dr. Elven Caulks September 3, 2021
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winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical
A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker
by verticool October 4, 2019
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WONKER

a wonker another word for uncircumcised COCK as in extra skin on your tippy tip tip
aye man your wonder is radical

tracy: OMG he has a WONKER. Taylor: ikr ewwww
by MoistGranny9 July 29, 2021
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Wonker

Someone who is sexually attracted to candy (related to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Willy Wonka)
Wow, that boy Charlie is a real Wonker!
by Bloopi March 1, 2018
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