rave-womble

A rave-womble is an extremely rare alpine mammal that has baffled scientists since its discovery in early 2009. Noted for its prominent woolly head plumage and phosphorescent teeth, the rave-womble is speculated to have originated from Egremont, Cumbria (the home of gurning) and found its way to the Alps by hiding inside a bottle of ketamine. The rave-womble's gait - which appears to clumsily replicate the mating hop of the bird of paradise - makes it one of the most rhythmically challenged species on earth.

Oh my god, did you see the rave-womble? I wish I had my camera with me.

by SFRH III April 7, 2009

Cock Womble

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.

Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!

by Stella Artois May 30, 2017

Woobie

A woobie is a person who puts there hoodie over their knees and tightens there hoodie strings then runs around in a pack of other woobie. A pack of woobie is called a wooble. There is also a leader woobie called the woobobie.

Person 1: is that a woobie?
Person 2: no! That’s a whole wooble!
Person 1: run for your life!!!
Wooble: SCREEEEEEAAAAAACCCHHHH.

by Turquoisewolve August 4, 2019

woobie

A child's favorite blanket. Often containing a nylon fringe or border.

Most kids brought a sleeping bag to camp but I took my woobie.
Linus always carries his woobie around.

by Randino May 2, 2006

Wombies

More than one Wombie; a group of Wombies.

Wombies are modified wombats, created to be the world's best pets. They could be better drivers, however.

Never let your Wombies drive your car unless you have really good insurance.

by Binky December 28, 2003

Womble Cock

Somebody with a very small and hairy penis

I thought I had a small penis until I had a shower with the lads after the game. It was full of womble Cock!

by Lee Hacksaw February 4, 2009

Wilmington Wombler

The sexual act of two people placing each other's anuses against one another, then defecating into each other's asses. Is not specific to either gender, any two people can perform the Wilmington Wombler. Known to be quite messy. It's generally best to put a tarp down first.

Place of origin: Wilmington, Ohio

"Dude, I was gettin bored with this bitch, so I decided to spice things up so we did a Wilmington Wombler."

"Oh dear me, last night my husband of 43 years asked me do a Wilmington Wombler with him. I didn't know what it was, so I said yes."

by Wombler27 June 10, 2010