My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Party Watching

Taking party crashing to a whole new level. “Watching” - rather than actually attempting to enter the party, these hoons will find an appropriate vantage point and then stand at a distance observing the party quietly.

Often they will even use the party music to their own advantage by dancing with each other in a remote area on the property.

If spotted by security or anyone within the party they will sprint to their cars and drive off.

Any stray drunk girls that wander into their area could well be in for a bukkake suprise.

John: How good was that party on the weekend
Chris: I wasn't invited but it looked pretty average
John: Did you crash or what?
Chris: Nah just did some party watching for a few hours and bukkaked some bitch at the end with the fella's
John: Form

by D-munz November 19, 2011

watching the office

"Watching 'The Office'" is a term to be used when referring to fingering a girl, but having to be discreet while talking about it.

Ron: "Yo, what'd you guys do at her house last night?"
Hank: "Her and I just ended up watching The Office for a while."
Ron: "Nice."

by BirdJesus June 25, 2017

mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

Kobe Watching

1.) When Kobe is doing work and his teammates are watching history being made instead of helping him out.

2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater

see peeping tom

Announcer: "kobe pulls up for three, misses grabs his rebound looks for an open teammate but there all staring at him like zombies, pulls up for another three and drains it!!"

Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"

Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)

Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"

Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"

Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"

by that one guyyyyy June 15, 2010

i learned it from watching you

tag line from an 80's anti-smoking commercial where a father confronts his son about drugs he found in his room. also a clever way to throw something back into the accuser's face.

"Who taught you how to do this stuff?"
"From you, dad. I learned it from watching you!"

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I have a general compaint about all the words that have 5 in them. mitch hedberg said this in a famous caomeyd routine cd. 1 can not hold 2 thats why they made 2 becasue if one where in 2 it would be flowing over. 2 in 1 shampoo does not work if that worked there would be shit flowing all over the side of the bottle 2 does not fit in 1 and 5 is not a word for a dictionary it is a sentence."

by mean dean September 2, 2003

Charles Worthington

An extremely lurid sex act to which only a select few know the real meaning of the word.

Guy1 "Do those two hook up last night?"
Guy2 "Yeah, I hear he hit up the Charles Worthington on her"
Guy1 "No fucking way, I need to give that guy a high five!"

by Charles.W January 17, 2009