shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

by Lunicus January 29, 2007

Wiesedrunk

Slang for a level of intoxication. Rendered to speaking Cajun-Manderin while requiring the use of your teeth to save you from your own demise. Referencing yourself as we, us, and full 4th person context with they and them. Chemically incovienced

Me: I’m fucked up
Me: Me too!
Me: We are all wasted!
Me: Did you see that guy fall off the boat?
Me: Did I just lose a tooth??
Last night I was so Wiesedrunk!

by way2rud September 10, 2018

wavescore

Wavescore (adj.): A person accepting / adhering to what is right at that particular moment in time incl. agreeance on a particular subject matter, be it with others or ones self

Holly: did you see what pete just gone done??

Scott: yeh da f00l just knocked over that guyz drink!

Matt: that was not wavescore!

by wavescore October 17, 2009

Wiese-wasted

belligerent drunkenness to the point of incoherence and foolishness accompanied by an uncontrollable bladder.

Man, I got wiese-wasted last night and now I can't find my car keys

by Bacaflaka January 4, 2014

Widespread Panic

Southern-rock jam band. See em live for a good time.

Good Evenin' Ladies and Gents!!

by pinklady May 13, 2005

make waves

to cause a disturbance, or to create a situation where chaos or controversy will surface

"let's try to keep this matter out of the public eye....now's not the time to make waves if we want this brisk business we've been having to continue!"

by Bungalow Bill April 28, 2007

spanner in the waves

TO PRESENT AN OBSTACLE; TO CAUSE A PROBLEM FOR SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.

MAN CITY HAVE PUT A SPANNER IN THE WAVES

by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010