wisdom tuft

(n) A small collection of facial hair grown in the upper neck area a few inches in length, long enough to be braided.

Did you see Willy? That dude’s wisdom tuft was LIT.

by MisterBigJake September 11, 2020

wisdom tooth

A tooth that certainly lacks wisdom, these useless bones contribute no good to your mouth and must eventually be taken out, resulting in unbearable pain for a couple of days.

This wisdom tooth is proof that God does not love the human mouth.

by ThatsBriskBaby September 6, 2005

wisdom toe

Concerning the human foot, A Wisdom Toe is another name for the long toe when it is longer than the big toe. Urban legend suggests wisdom toes are a sign of wisdom.

I looked at my boyfriend's feet, and saw that his second toes were longer than the rest. He called them "Wisdom Toes". I think it has something to do with his artistic brain.

by MiscFur April 14, 2014

Wisdom Teeth

Wisdom teeth are stupid and they never do what you want them to without putting you through agonies of pain

My wisdom teeth are killing me.

by rooneyt October 8, 2011

Wisdom teeth

A way for dentists to make a shit load of money within a few minuits. O and as an added bonus it hurts like fuck!!! but kinda fun when you first wake up.... cuz your stoned!!!

Dentis: ok now count back from 100...

you: 99...98.... sleep......

Dentis: O.K. boys lets get out the power tools this ones gonna be good.

miniuts later... Wisdom teeth removed.

you: What happened and how the fuck did I get my shoes on???

by The crazy Italian April 16, 2010

Wisdom Poo

The act of defecating so hard and fast you come to understand everything about life.

"Dude, I had a mad wisdom poo last night."

by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016

Wisdom Method

Step 1. Open the door to the bathroom
Step 2. Take a roll of toilet paper and and place some toilet paper into the bowl.
Step 3. Shit. Devour the bathroom. Watch YouTube or Porn.
Step 4. Flush the toilet. If you’re lucky enough, it won’t clog, if so you’re fucked and like the creator the shit water spilled over the bowl on the floor and had to clean it up so learn a lesson.

Pros to this method: leaves the shit halfway breathing so it stinks up the fucking room for the next shitter and helps avoid water splash up the asshole.
Advice: Be careful! Happy Shitting!

I used the Wisdom Method today to avoid water splashing up my ass!

by Moo Shu June 10, 2019