winter widow

A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm home drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.

"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL day. Time to drink wine and use the term winter widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"

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by Jbjcarol April 23, 2018

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single mother winter

When a girl is pregnant after hot girl summer

Single Mother Winter being defined:
Man: Hey, are you pregnant?
Her: Yes I did hot Girl Summer.
Man: Who is the Father ?
Her: Idk

by SingleMotherWinter July 1, 2021

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winterlude

1. a relationship that only lasts through the winter months
2. the opposite of a summer fling.

"Is Trisha still with Andy?"
"no that was just a winterlude."

by Travis Urban January 24, 2007

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winter rat

A beat-up vehicle driven in winter so as not to damage another vehicle that is in better condition and/or costs more. Originates from the snowbelt, particularly Syracuse, New York.

When the Weather Channel predicted snow, John parked his new BMW in his garage and took his 1985 winter rat to the game instead.

by Kai B December 10, 2006

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