winker face

somebody that annoys you, and winker face should only be used as a substitute when no other word can be thought of at the moment.

dude shutup, we all have the same homework. your being a winker face

by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008

Stinker Winker

the stinky part of your winker.

your mother has a stinker winker... dumbass

by I Rock the E August 21, 2008

Ass Winker

1. One who's eye region looks like a posterior
2.One who as gotten their face sat on by a member of their own gender.

1. Kayla looks like an ass winker in this picture
2. Marcel and danny are ass winkers.

by BoboEatsKids August 10, 2003

Rip Van Winker

A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.

I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.

Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

Funky Winker Bean

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.

Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.

by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

Brown Eyed Winker

The act of spreading your cheeks and pinching your asshole while mooning someone. If done correctly, this looks like a winking brown eye to the observer.

Yeah, a regular mooning just wouldn't do it, so Tubey gave that bitch a brown eyed winker.

by Tubey April 14, 2010

pinky-winker

someone who likes small penises

she is nice but she is a pinky-winker

by AliceThePenguin October 19, 2010