widower

A man who has lost his wife by death and has not remarried.

That man is a widower.

by katie was here January 3, 2008

Widow's Bush

A woman with a bush so hairy, you would think she has not tended to it since the passing of her late husband.

Dan: Chris, did you get with that bird last night?

Chris: Yeh, but her widow's bush was a massive let down though.

by just_a_horrible_guy January 7, 2010

sand widow

sand widow, a combonation of white widow and afghan kush. one of the dankest strains known to man, high times pot of the year in 2004.

Hey, my guy has that sand widow again!
That sand widow blew my fucking mind!

by Goonage April 18, 2008

The Widowmaker

A fabled drinking apparatus, built for aggressive consumption of alcohol. Similar to flip cup, the Widowmaker is used in a team challenge, that consists of racing to complete your beverages. The device itself consists of 10 beer bongs, 5 on each side. With each team on their knees, the match begins at either ended, with the parallel players beginning to empty their funnel. Once empty, the player will tap the teammate to their immediate, which allows them to commence their funnelling. The first team to complete all 5 funnels is declared the winner.

The Widowmaker can also be used to 'Run the Gauntlet', which involves the drinking of all 10 funnels by one individual. The Gauntlet can be used to celebrate a Birthday, recognize the completion of an essay, or act as punishment for douchebaggery.

Origins: the original Widowmaker is rumoured to have been built in the frozen tundra known as 'Canada', at the party haven known as Queen's University.

After using the Widowmaker, a liver transplant was required.

by amanoflegends July 2, 2012

sports widow

Noun: A person married to a still-living spouse, but who has minimal interaction with this spouse during one or more sports' seasons.

"Will you and your husband be attending (insert important celebratory event)"?

"During hockey season? As a sports widow, I'll be attending solo."

by SportsWidow November 12, 2013

widow wizz

When you have to take a piss so bad ,your wiener burns like you have a venereal disease and you feel like you're going to die.

Painful urination caused by Urethritis,an inflammation of the urethra. The main symptom is dysuria, which is painful or difficult urination.

Man, I took one hell of a Widow wizz ! I better go see a urologist tomorrow.

by vernervonburner July 7, 2010

Professional Widow

A hot woman who marries men on their deathbeds in order to get some money and into their will. Usually, this woman is either African-American, Filipina, or Latina that works in the nursing field. Young, beautiful, and super cunning.She marries her dying or old patients and loves having a deathbed wedding. Then makes her husband sign over his whole estate to her. Usually, she does this about 2 to 10 times. Watch out for the professional widow.

Nurse Ines is a professional widow because she married all of her husbands on their deathbeds. Now she is worth 5 million dollars yet she still works as a nurse.

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015