Whompledonkey

(Womp-il-don-KEY)
A person so unattractive that one looking upon that person has chills run down their spine or a feeling of disgust.

Man, I can not believe Jonny Joe is going out with that Whompledonkey. Looking at her makes me queasy.

by Urps December 30, 2008

whoompshing

the act of jerking off, the act of masturbating

why is your door locked? are you whoompshing there?
you were whoompshing all day

by trueluv January 24, 2011

clam whomp

the act of putting one's vagina on anothers face

You better stop or i might have to clam whomp you.

by LFay November 16, 2005

Molly Whomp

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!

If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.

by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005

whoamg

Whoa my god!

A variation to omg, but with more shock/hysteria to it.

Can also be written as "whomg"

Whoamg, that chick has three b00bz!

by Schnibble April 6, 2004

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

whoomp.org

Another internet trickery but an opposite version of meatspin. It is a .gif of a woman showing her vagina and all of a sudden when you hear "Whoomp" a football pops out of her vagina. "Whoomp! There it is" by Tag Team played as a background music. Some might find it eye-burning and some might get an erection...
Another good site to pull a prank on your friends or family

Guy 1- Yo, you gotta check out whoomp.org!
Guy 2- No man, I got scarred so bad 'cause of meatspin
Guy 1- Dude, whoomp.org is an opposite version of meatspin.
Guy 2- Really?! Let's check it out!
(after watching whoomp.org)

Guy 2- ...what ...the ...hell! Dude that was still nasty!
Guy 1- At least it wasn't gay.

by BlooOcean May 1, 2008