cheese whiz

Mankind's miracle in a can!

mmmmmmmm, cheesie

by jeffo July 4, 2003

vd-whiz

One who spends his life beeing on IRC recruiting people to adore him.

Congrats m8, You got whiz'd. You're now part of his suckup group.

by -[ SiX ]- May 15, 2003

cheese whiz

Canned non-food item!

by Dave August 13, 2003

Cheez-Whiz

lethal spray cheese it can kill a person if used wrongly

you wanna go
yeah bitch
look out *takes out cheez-whiz*
O MY GOD...RUN!

by Phishr December 18, 2004

cheese whiz

A rare medical disorder whereby n00bs at sex ejaculate and urinate at the same time, generally all over their fat partner's face. This medical condition was the inspiration behind the commercially successful condiment known as Cheez Whiz.

when BIlly Bob was done, Juanita had cheese whiz all down her hairy asscrack

"yo deaggg, after she finished rocking my cock i chezzed whizz all in her eyeballz"

by Jerry Slice October 30, 2007

jizz whiz

The act of ejaculating(jizzing) while urinating(whizzing) simultaneously.

1. As shy Stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge tits in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving jizz whiz, so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of everybody.

2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.





Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 16, 2005

Cheese Whiz

This is what Ryan Ross is addicted to. Please help his addiction. Canned cheese isn’t good for anyone...does it even have cheese in it?

Unknown: Hey, did you guys get any chips?
Ryan Ross: No, but, I got cheese whiz :)

by LOOK BACK AT BUFFY & THAT 1D M August 19, 2018