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Purple Whaling 

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.
Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.

whilling out 

why you whilling out son,calm down yo!
whilling out by g-baby December 11, 2003

Depressed Whaling 

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
Depressed Whaling by E-Squared February 11, 2013

Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole
Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling
Sperm Whaling by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016

Arctic Whaling

When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis
My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved
Arctic Whaling by schmebalydook August 12, 2019

Closet Walling 

Somebody who uses wall hacks / esp in an inconspicuous way, Providing a major advantage without being incredibly obvious.
Teammate : yo this bitch has to be closet walling there is no way he knows what site we at every time
Teammate 2 : yea what a fuckhead