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Wellsy

A term to be substituted for the word "Douche". The only noticable difference between the term "Wellsy" and "Douche" is when you call someone a douche, you are essentially calling them pathetic, bumbling and a moron... however the term "Wellsy" also add's the sense of denial and false arrogance to the term. This makes the term "Wellsy" infact quite offensive, and as such, should not be used lightly.
"Nice face, Wellsy"

"John is usually really cool, but sometimes he can be a real wellsy"

"Dam i'd like to hit that underage piece of ass, but she talks like a bloody wellsy"
by Atmo September 8, 2008
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Yeti's Welly

A woman who has a large and damp Vagina not too disimilar to that of a Yeti's Welly
Yeah she was going down on me and i wanted to return the favour until i saw her Yeti's Welly
by paulobeef October 28, 2008
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Wellsy

Wellsy is a total fuking geeza
by Unknown September 19, 2003
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Melted Welly

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.
'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'
by sid Bollock November 13, 2004
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Welly

The synonym/nickname to a type of shoe called The Wellington Boot. This type of shoe is mainly use din rainy/cold weather to keep ones shoes from getting wet and smelly.
It's raining outside.I have got to do some gardening, so I shall put me welly's on...
by The South African Chommies August 5, 2007
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johnny welly man

A very famous homeless bloke based in the cesspool of St. Helens. The people in St.helens seem to have an obsession with giving him pound coins despite the fact he might be a millionaire. He is often spotted In Greg’s.
“Ay lad I saw Johnny welly man In Greg’s”-chav 1
Did you give a quid bruv”-chav2
by Massiveknob December 18, 2019
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welly wodger

A clever wooden device for removing your wellyboots without getting your hands dirty.
Mum! Have you seen the welly wodger?
by The Glans Punis May 23, 2005
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