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weedy-weeds

What your clueless mother calls marijuana.
(after discovering a pipe in the shape of a frog that was left on the kitchen counter by that jackass from the party last night) "Johnson! Are you doing weedy-weeds?"
by JizzleDizzle July 20, 2008
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weedle

a shitty, bug pokemon that is very insultive when called it. very humorous and immature phrase
there's is no need to be a weedle, what ae you doing you weedle
by Johnny Pegg October 30, 2005
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weedler

One who sells, grows, hustles, pushes weed
Ohh you need pounds? Go see Dab Oregon he's a weedler .
by The man with the yellow hat December 1, 2016
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Weedlord

A jobless individual who has discovered a method of income(usually involving a disability) that allows them to subsist relatively comfortably in solitude with nothing but an enormous amount of cannabis to smoke and Cheetos to consume. Their lordship comes from the amount of videos they post on YouTube displaying their vast collection of paraphernalia and ability to inhale enormous amounts of smoke.
Check out the Weedlord's new video involving him smoking from multiple bongs for no reason in particular, bro.
by abrassmonocle August 16, 2009
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Weedlink

An entirely mental connection between 2 or more stoners that occurs during heavy sessions. A weedlink is a subconscious bond that activates during; topic discussion, decision making, memory recollection, and other scenarios that arise while baking.

Weedlink's result in the almost instant affirmation of a comment of a fellow toker because 1 or more tokers had the same thought on their mind, but were likely too stoned to even attempt speech. This causes a sort of "eureka" moment which clearly identifies who's linked.

Another byproduct of these moments is the inevitable "I was just gonna say...!" or "Holy shit you read my fucking mind!" This will generally only happen the first few times you link with someone, eventually it would get annoying anyways.

The degree of obscurity and the frequency of which these connections occur seem to correlate directly to the magnitude of weed and the frequency of when these 2 or more people burn together. This phenomena is therefore strengthened by "weedlationships".
Person 1: "fuck I'm baked, let's get some eats, lets go to Mcdicks"

Person 2: "FFFFUUUU- I was just craving a big mac and 20 nuggets!!!!"

Person 1: "That's exactly what I was gonna order. gtfo my head!"
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Person 1: "Hey man, I think it's just about time to pack another bow-"

Person 2: *hands person 1 a freshly loaded bong* "all ready on it."

Person 1: "Weedlink oh shi-"
by StonedMason June 19, 2010
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weedlet

small tidbits of misplaced or dropped marijuana
after rolling a marijuana cigarette, Emily had some weedlets on her lap.
by fjstefa October 27, 2010
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Weekly Elite Gaming

A group of top notch gamers that post YouTube videos about their elite games. WEG (short for Weekly Elite Gaming) currently consists on 5 of the best global gamers that post myriad types of games. They guys at WEG are not typical gamers though, they have outside lives as well. For example, they are all in to sports and have won All-American awards.
Example 1
Person 1- Dude, did you see WEG's new video?
Person 2- Ya man, I wish I was as good as them at gaming.

Example 2
Person 1- Bro, they guys at WEG also play sports man.
Person 2- ikr, they're multi-talented. Weekly Elite Gaming rules! ;)
by A reporter June 29, 2011
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