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Weedlord 

A jobless individual who has discovered a method of income(usually involving a disability) that allows them to subsist relatively comfortably in solitude with nothing but an enormous amount of cannabis to smoke and Cheetos to consume. Their lordship comes from the amount of videos they post on YouTube displaying their vast collection of paraphernalia and ability to inhale enormous amounts of smoke.
Check out the Weedlord's new video involving him smoking from multiple bongs for no reason in particular, bro.
Weedlord by abrassmonocle August 16, 2009
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weedlord bonerhitler 

Nickname or handle for a very offensive, probably evil, NC-17 rated (or worse), irreparably damaged, person, situation, idea, or event.
Can you believe one time Donna told a room full of strangers her husband wanted to shit in her vagina? I don't even know how you would shit in a vagina as most shit is not structurally rigid enough to penetrate even the largest and moist lubed vagina ~ but however you decided to do it, that's Weedlord Bonerhitler to say in front of strangers.

or
If Satan wanted a new nickname ~ his minions would say dude, you are satan. that's the worst thing ever - there isn't a harder more edgy term out there, except maybe Weedlord Bonerhitler.

Weedlord Bonerhitler 

One who is the most supreme lord of all things dealing with weed, boners, or hitler. Also a pretty chill dude.
Hey did you see that Calvin Fairbourn nailed a sick award last week. He’s on weedlord bonerhitler.

WeedLord420 

The sole progenitor and heir to the combined continuum. Once a rouge vagrant on the habitation EARTH-7 armed with his child army, now turned enterpising and the forefront of the intergalactic JUUL commission. Once a small questionable local vape juice dealer (only permitted within stature M.219) turned rouge into the star system's nebula vape tricker. In spite of his gradual and rapid success, the Endless Space Board banned WeedLord420 from any interaction with the corporation. This does not seem to slow WeedLord420's expansion into space and continues to make Afgan weed look like a shitty 3DO version of Farmville.
Ambitious, entrepreneurial and goal-oriented - it is my first goal in life to streamline and unify videogame wiki pages. My second goal in life is of course hitting fat donks and ripping megacloud star systems with my JUUL pod. - WeedLord420
WeedLord420 by Gionathan September 13, 2020
A person who watches a lot of anime and is just an overall loser
"Did you see Jonas at lunch?" "yeah, he sad alone with his wifu bodypillow, what a weeblord"
WeebLord by Matdog1999 May 25, 2017
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