wetness to laughter ratio

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

wedneral

A wedding/funeral. There are two different definitions.

1. A wedding and a funeral occuring at the exact same time and place.

2. Realizing right after you make your vows you hate the person your getting married to.

1. Carla and Josh are having a wedding, while Jeremy is having a funeral. This is the greatest wedneral ever!

2. Chloe and Kevin Federline just got married...Oh shit, that look on Chloe's face...Looks like this is a wedneral for her!

by carlaandchloe September 2, 2007

wednesday thursday friday

1. what the fuck?
2. WTF
3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion

Wednesday Thursday Friday!! What were you thinking copying off Sue's test.

Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.

Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class

by diddy784 August 3, 2007

wine wednesday

An excuse to drink too much wine on a Wednesday and Instagram it without feeling like an alcoholic

"Hey what are you doing tonight?"

"Ummm Wine Wednesday with my betches of course!!!!" #classy#girlsnightout

by Mikeyninja April 26, 2014

wednesday 13

Singer Joseph Poole, Born 1976.
Known as Wednesday 13
Was originally In 'Maniac Spider Trash'
Also in 'Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13'
Also in 'Murderdolls' ( firstly known as 'The Rejects' )
Also in 'Wednesday 13'
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Great singer
Long black hair/some dreaded
lip piercing/Right eyebrow piercing
tattoos on both arms
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Songs include alot of content about Cliche horror movies
Heroes - Vincent Price ( old horror movie star )

Wednesday 13 is one of the greatest singers this world has known

by Jonny Bush May 22, 2007

Wednesday Waitress

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.

by Adamorals May 27, 2009

intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.

When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.

by Ian P14 March 4, 2009