webster

A cute little man. A "prettyboy" worker on a construction site or in a factory that is kept around because of his good looks and desirable little girl-like physique. The websters purpose is to act as the recipient of the aggression of the common workers and to act as a modern day peg boy.

Damn, the boss has me all stressed out. I think I'm gonna go pump a load into the webster during lunch break.

by The Man Himself 101 November 10, 2012

what's the word Webster?

1. A way of asking somebody how they are doing.
2. A question to determine the agenda for the night.

Friend1: What's the word Webster?

Friend2: Going to tha club to find some dirty girls.

by Fizzle Dance July 6, 2008

webster's

Second best to UrbanDictionary

Why use Websters when you've got UrbanDictionary

by monkeyJ September 30, 2003

Webster's Dictionary

Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.

Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.

by Luddz May 27, 2015

Daniel Webster Ratio

Extremely large of males in the presence of a small number of females. Named after the college in Nashua, NH where the girl to guy ratio is close to 1:10.

Pat: Dude theres so much fucking sausage at this party.
Dave: Yeah, I think i only see like 4 girls and 40 guys here.
Pat: I see the Daniel Webster Ratio is in effect!

by DWCpilot July 30, 2008

sneezy webster

You know when you are fucking a cow in the nostril and you block it's other nostril with your hand so it can't breath and has to open it's mouth and licks your balls with its tongue, that's a sneezy webster

Having sex with a cows nose is the crux of a sneezy webster

by Papa Burgundy December 1, 2007

Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.

by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020